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I like the beautiful, the ugly, the strange and surreal. I enjoy jumping, falling, pleading, pleasing, and misunderstandings. Chaos is my secret pleasure, organization my public policy. I photograph nouns and verbs, but never adjetives, nor am I a photographer. My humility is found only within my superiority complex. And complex it is. If I could, I would have Salvadore Dali for lunch. If he could, he would be my lunch. I love gazing at structures of words but trodding through fileds of my own sick subconscious. I think everything is an art and if it isn't it should be. Theoretical mathematics, 20th century art and literature, superstring theory physics, punk rock and all that came before and comes after it, computer programming (and de-programming), and doing absolutely nothing; These are my passionate follies, and not in subtraction, much much more. I'll say or do anything for cheap laughs. I'm not as clever or witty as I think I am. I say at least one pun a day. I like to play with words. Rather, I like to molest them. Someday I am going to make a television talk show involving a elevator converted into a public bathroom that moves from floor to floor of different buildings and has the host, a puppet, sitting on a toilet interviewing any and all who enter. It's gold. I like anything obscure, anything old. I champion that which is new and is orginal but acts as if its not, and I demolish that which is new and not original but acts like it is. I speak is converse and convex, analogies and other likewise comparisons, both metaphorically and similecally. But somedays I just methaphor my similes without using adverbs. Anydays is the wrong day, but the day when it is right will be wrong for you and me. I like brownies and mustard; toasters and cheese; cookie crisp but not crips cookies. I like day disgusting things to Katy, and charming things to myself. I like staring in the mirror making unintelligent faces and laughing. I like slacking, hacking, jacking, and lacking (self-esttem). I like oxymorons and paradoxes, and anything that contradicts and confuses; I relate most to such things. I like debating and rebating, discussing and cussing- often both. Pop culture and intellect culture, nietzche and oscar the grouch. I like talking one long, incredibly unbroken sentance, moving from topic to topic so that no one had the chance to interrupt it it was really quit hypnotic. I like internet memes and on sale jeans. And I fucking hate when others exclaim "ooh that rhymes" (but only because they said what I was going to say). I like learning but not at school, I like sleeping, but not at night. Howeever I end up doing both. I know little about sports, I know plenty about robots (and their civil rights). I like germans, and beatles, daemons and muppets. I like things that scream when you poke them, I like things that giggle when you stab them. I like beards on men and beards on women, though not neccesarily in that order. I like mispeling (sic) and then getting to write "(sic)". I like procrastinating and gaining nothing, I like gambling and losing everything. I like spending money so then I don't have to worry about my finances. I like waffles and houses and waffle houses, and hashbrowns smothered, covered, and peppered. I like trashcans and mailboxes, and R2D2. I like kissing and missing, and dancing til my knees come apart. I like wearing teenage girls and I like it when they wear me (and yes, neccesarily that order) I like it cold and I like it hot, but I never get far enough to get it hot so I just like it cold. I like tickets to monster truck shows that are given away when you are the 14th caller, but I don't like monster truck shows, 14th callers, or tickets. Like bees and butterflies, I like hummingbirds and towels. I like flossing, brushing, sneezing, plucking, and having the unescapable urge to end this sentance with fucking. Jars of jam and jars of clay. I like it all. I like Edward Gorey. I like the dark, the light, the humorous and the serious. I like the stupidest and the smartest words ever uttered. I like utters. I like the absurd and absurdists and I definately like absurd absurdists. I assert myself when needed, I let others assert themsselves at other times. I like not causing problems and I really like causing them. I like ice cream and not. I like ritzbitz and nutterbutters, and lactating breasts. I like papaya and pomegranite. I like bratwurst and cookouts, and mesquite barbeque. I like jungle gyms and jungle princesses. Of course, most of all, I like you.

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